Total Medals Earned: 415 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,325 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/240 points)
Get a game over
Start the game
Visit the info screen
Visit the scores screen
End a game with at least 20,000 points
End a game with at least 10,000 points
End a game with at least 30,000 points
Destroy 1000 hazards
Destroy 10,000 hazards
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 7/8 (255/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Medals Earned: 10/14 (105/140 points)
Better safe than sorry
Get your hands on a "legit" copy of Flash8
You completed the game, yay
Great work!
Get a paying job you bum
I need some money
Medals Earned: 11/11 (90/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.